My crack

Well, Blogger is finally back after being down FOREVER!  

That was dangerous to my health people!  I couldn’t get my daily dose of funny and crazy while trying to wake up enough to do some work this morning.

I sat down at my desk at precisely 8:00AM (ha, does anyone actually believe I was on time…) and cradled my cup of steaming coffee—Wait! What do you mean, I never drink steaming coffee—well you’re right it was a cup of plain water…just like I like it.

I started my computer and settled back ready for some amusing and interesting stuff to show up.  I click on Blogger from my favorites menu and an error message appears telling me the site is down.

I tell myself I’m going to come back after I read my non-blogger blogs and everything will be right with the world.  Right?

WRONG!

An hour later and my daily fix of crack…uhm…sanity is NOT WORKING!  

What do I do, what do I do, WHAT DO I DO?

Yeah, I don’t know how I made through the morning either.  I must have self-medicated myself with the yummy Fiber One bar I had and blanked out the atrocity of my morning from my memory.

Now, it’s back, but all the posts from the last 2 days are GONE.  For now.  Or so they say. 

Anyways, moving on. 

In just a couple of hours, the glorious weekend shall commence and I will be free, free, free to do nothing. That’s just how I like my weekends!